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It has been a lifetime struggle, a never-ending fight, I say to you and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight. In the speaking exercise, Phyllis toasts to her good fortune for having found a man she is in love with. JENNA [00:58:26] This. And then she just wrote again. I'm on the clock it. ANGELA [00:13:19] And the ball goes super slow, super slow. I wonder if its just because Ive been going through withdrawal, but this was one of my favourite episodes. JENNA [00:14:02] Not willy nilly. s02e17 - Dwight's Speech Transcript detail Michael: Let's think this through. Was it an accident"? It was always something we were annoyed with. Well, now you can compare airline prices online. JENNA [00:00:06] We were on "The Office" together. JENNA [00:40:30] And he says, "Hello, my Chinese friends". Mostly. Season 2. I didn't want to know. Seventh, when Great Britain falls, then the war will be ended, even if by any chance it should die out slowly in other countries of the British Empire. JENNA [01:03:51] I'm going to go halfway around the world. It's very interesting to me that you take the time to line it up and you do the thing. JENNA [00:57:23] Yeah. However, at 14 minutes, 19 seconds, there is a shot of the audience. ANGELA [00:09:33] I could really tell. But the gals were in these little silk blouses and skirts and we all froze. Ninth, that Fascist Italy dared measure herself against Great Britain is a matter of pride that will live through the centuries. It's like it's like a it's like a. ANGELA [00:44:19] Sam, how do I explain Eye of Sauron? ANGELA [00:12:11] I don't. ANGELA [00:36:29] I remember she had a hard time getting through. And then also why is he chosen to chill a plaque? JENNA [00:12:29] So "Cornhole with Celebrities". | SPEECH DELIVERED BY PREMIER BENITO MUSSOLINI. About halfway through Michael's improvised speech, one shot is mirrored, evidenced by the backwards nametag of the closest guy named Luke. And I had written all about how much fun I had on this episode filming with Kate in the background of that scene. JENNA [00:02:11] What were you? Jim: Dwight, if you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go? Kristy Swanson won. ANGELA [00:00:50] "Thanks, I was driving when you were like, 'Good morning, Office Ladies!'". And I remember that the audience, the the extras, the 400 extras kept getting tickled at Steve. ANGELA [01:03:57] I mean, I just, it just gutted me. A local pizza place, local mug. JENNA [00:25:42] So how long has that been there? JENNA [00:08:44] And I was suddenly had to work. JENNA [00:29:31] Yeah. He's got a mirror. In its original broadcast, "Dwight's Speech" earned a Nielsen rating of 4.4 in the 1849 demographic, being viewed by 8.4 million viewers. Well, I just thought it was really sweet because I, you know, we go back to our diaries and we read what we wrote. endobj We always had the best time. The folks at TiVo said the audience reaction charts looked like an electrocardiogram. They've been a bit estrange. So he's in charge of all those numbers and things. Not only eight months, as a superficial observer of events might believe, not from Sept. 1, 1939, when through guarantees to Poland, Britain unleashed the conflagration with a criminal and premeditated will. ANGELA [00:13:08] And then I try to look at that and then I roll it down. Dwight: We are warriors! In the same period were sent 1,924 cannon of all calibers and many of them of recent construction and model; 15,386 machine-guns; 11,000,000 rounds of shells; 1,344,287,275 bullets for light arms; 127,877 tons of engineers materials; 779 tanks with a certain percentage of heavy tanks; 9,584 auto vehicles of various kinds; 4,809 motorcycles. Angela feigns illness so she can take a sick day to record Dwight's speech. Thats the word on the street anyway. ", This page was last edited on 18 December 2022, at 22:41. ANGELA [01:01:18] So I guess I guess then Rainn and Steve improvised this whole thing that it was like a cosplay convention. JENNA [00:43:09] That was always so fun when they would notice our little choices. JENNA [00:04:28] And one hundred dummies. 3 0 obj JENNA [01:03:00] I missed that. ANGELA [00:16:11] But Rainn came at him full throttle. ", "I say salesmenand womenof the world, unite! JENNA [00:44:50] Why would you want to go there? All right. Then Pam goes on about how its obvious that Kelly likes him, so show some sympathy. Ive SO been there. Four minutes, one second. And I remember Matt saying, "Ang, I see what you're doing. Those who may be tempted to imagine something different forget that the alliance between Italy and Germany is not only between two States or two armies or two diplomacies but between two peoples and two revolutions and is destined to give its imprint upon the century. 5 0 obj Sam? ANGELA [00:16:32] A tiny blonde person. The football opening was pretty sweet. Two of those, that will land you in a world of hurt, in the form of a disciplinary review, written up by me, and placed on the desk of my immediate superior. The scene made me laugh so hard. JENNA [00:12:40] "Beavis and Butthead" didn't they say? So they had to air us one day early. And Michael leaves. It's like it's a mirror image. ANGELA [00:55:17] Listen, Dwight and Angela make perfect sense to me. JENNA [00:39:01] For couples, single women and invited single men. And he's like, yeah, I'm never getting married. Please, you guys, if you have a chance. JENNA [00:34:14] So excited. Like, he's kind of got this side smile. But this one wizard managed to get on camera. JENNA [00:00:52] All right, I'll tone it down. Unless, of course, we find a good joke in his vacation. ANGELA [00:42:03] And I just sort of gave myself this backstory that he had probably practiced this in front of me, that we had worked on it together. It was me against Raj Patel. History takes one by the throat and forces a decision. The Office Season 2 Episode 17: "Dwight's Speech", About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. Although Leslie's-. So I asked Rainn and he said they, he thinks he did it about four or five times. [4] Lieberstein later revealed that Jim never went on his trip to Australia, noting "The whole Pam thing took him by surprise, he transferred and then wasnt really up for vacation. I thought this episode was so funny Finally something else to watch other than Seinfeld repeats for me. JENNA [00:44:56] Why? So this episode aired in the United States on March 2nd in 2006. If you look at the name tags in every other shot, they are on the right side of everyone's shirts. Those two years in a row. [pause] Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds during the day - how long we have been striving for greatness? Way to go Mike. Dwight once described himself as "hard-working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable," but to us, he will always be one of the funniest, and yes, eccentric characters to have ever graced . Stanley is not present in the remainder of the scene. We kept it very, very cold mostly for Steve who runs hot and he would have to wear the suits. The word "failure" was improvised by Rainn Wilson. So when Leslie lost his balance, he started steamrolling back. (More applause, then Michael sneaks out while Dwight laughs maniacally.). ANGELA [00:00:07] And we're best friends. To state as they do that their losses in the battle of sixty days in Cyrenaica are not above 2,000 dead and wounded means adding a grotesque note to the drama. ANGELA [00:41:34] This is Creed. ANGELA [00:12:51] I, it's still really fun. Michael: Its a joke, Dwight, not a sex ed class. I'm like, where are the dummies? With European tension becoming graver, and following the events of 1935 and 1936, Libya, reconquered by Fascism, was considered one of the most delicate points in our general strategic setup, since it could be attacked from two fronts. The other year he just got a certificate. All right. Jim gave Dwight public speaking tips, such as "you've got to wave your arms and you've got to pound your fists." Jim also downloaded speeches from some of the "most effective public speakers in history." You know, Mussolini, Stalin, etc. It is in Dunmore, right outside of Scranton. Keep going. ANGELA [00:08:10] And then we had all the extras hired and everything. And I misspelled in front of the entire school the word failure.. Wallpaper the ceiling if you want. Maybe some people dont like it as cold as I do. JENNA [00:09:31] You can tell he's coming down with it. I add that the operative plan, prepared by the superior command of the armed forces of Albania, was unanimously approved without reservations. What's interesting to me-. They do serve pizza, but I could not find a website for them or an online menu. They were always annoyed they would come over really sweaty and like shut the thermostat down and then they'd walk away. ANGELA [00:30:42] This sort of dates our show a little bit, too, because I know travel agents are still out there, but a lot of people now just go online. Dwight: Thank you, Angela. KtT8H@gvmRYPPR]iDkx;!7 Let it be said once for all that the Italian soldiers in Albania combated superbly. They're supportive of one another. In the shot. And and and supposedly there was a "Battlestar Galactica" cast member that was gonna be there and he was like, really excited. Well, both Kent and Paul said a version of the same thing, which was they really tried to avoid getting the dressed up people in the shots. I come really close to getting a strike. ANGELA [00:26:41] He had a change of clothes, a Dundee. And so Michael's trying to do his best Michael Winslow impression. ANGELA [00:45:51] . JENNA [00:18:18] Oh. I just need everyone to clock a little bit of my Angela Martin look. ANGELA [00:18:16] Leslie is no longer there. When the war is over, in the worlds social revolution that will be followed by a more equitable distribution of the earths riches, due account must be kept of the sacrifices and of the discipline maintained by the Italian workers. I guess is what you could say. Dwight: Blood alone moves the wheels of history! But when Michael tosses it toOscar, Jim intercepts the ball. ANGELA [00:11:14] I don't. Also, there is a thermostat war going on. Jim: What did I do to deserve this? Why is he there? Or "Salesman of the Year". [bangs fist] Not only the years we've been at war - the war of work - but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. ANGELA [00:27:25] I think you can really start hearing that he's sick. << /Type /Page /Parent 7 0 R /Resources 3 0 R /Contents 2 0 R /MediaBox JENNA [00:51:23] That sounded super real. JENNA [00:03:58] Yes. Creed is speaking Mandarin. They're laughing and it's all wrapping up. Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour. ANGELA [00:20:00] These were the days where like, if you had a VHS player, you could record one of your shows. JENNA [00:12:05] You know, I got four strikes in a row the other day. Original Air Date: March 2, 2006. JENNA [00:11:15] It only went for one season, so it wasn't a hit? And then he's like, "Does it matter"? We had never really had to provide lunch for that many people. It made me laugh on the day. JENNA [00:43:46] Uh huh. Our fronts stretch for thousands of kilometers and are thousands of kilometers away. ANGELA [00:53:12] How is everyone taking this in? ANGELA [00:41:31] Oh, my God. Before he leaves, Jim Halpert (John Krasinski), in retaliation for Dwight's cocky attitude, gives him tips on how to give public speeches. He's got a mini fridge. and and but Dwight is so into it. ANGELA [00:44:55] You don't want to go there. ANGELA [00:01:23] It's a huge honor. And you're like, "Yeah, it doesn't really matter". But I went frame by frame, and I could not find any. [even bigger applause as Dwight laughs maniacally] No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself. Pam: Ryan, you should be more sensitive. There were five "dummy wranglers" who moved the dummies around for each shot. ANGELA [00:40:11] Creed also calls John "Jimmy". The Axis fights in certainty of victory, while the British fight because, as Lord Halifax said, they have no other choice. One of the frequently asked questions is, are there irons and ironing boards? Jim: Im gonna take a trip. He basically wants to be one of the "Lord of the Rings". Well, finally, Dwight runs up on stage, right? Rainn is too sick. I've met a nice person. -He seems to be wondering, WTF, this guy is still in love with you and you invite him? JENNA [00:33:00] All right. Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. So here's what we find out. And here is something that's very interesting. I didn't tell anyone. ", Paraphrased from a speech Mussolini gave in. I remember shooting on that day. Not less heavy are the losses we inflicted on the English. JENNA [00:13:19] This is fascinating. "0I2m-Y(,|s0Y@nX({Pevs&l ewN Zc= k[fk~G@p{{sHwnB{4WATfU9~~}Q(_4?c`WG|b;5p2RH(VDbE}AwKyd;f-nt:;& ~/q3%J!uJ6FyO+e~0Ehb=] Mnh'?QNfr`V2:CJ(Lp\5,?o@ oCsk`P"iu,]jxgZ[ RqtvS2'qF?U]v1z+bSl]tI>Aulr >hV(-a6'~/f~ebWc6\bub6mQNHcZ;Id This isolation pushes her toward the United States, from which she urgently and desperately seeks aid. ANGELA [00:28:32] Yeah. So Michael says, "Everybody go in the conference room". And it is really the beginning of what I like to call "Ryan sass", that's going to really kick into effect later in this episode. We're going to be shooting back in the office now". Contents 1 Cold open 2 Summary 3 Deleted scenes 4 Connections to other episodes 5 Trivia 6 Amusing details I dont care how many times they use the same improv meeting consisting of Michael saying inappropriate things I still find it funny. And then I get like a strike but it's like it takes like five minutes. :]. JENNA [00:13:47] I would have pegged. "[18] ANGELA [00:34:55] Yeah. ANGELA [00:15:37] Mmhmm. I bet probably people never reacted like that to Michael's speech. ANGELA [00:57:27] I I don't think he ever goes. Rainn said that he remembers at one point he went off script and he improvised. Yes. Orange. Jim: I was thinking more like Europe, or something like that, but good second choice. Pam. ANGELA [00:04:46] I mean, that is crazy town. Dwight's Speech - Wikipedia Ryan describes how he hopes to land a "challenging full-time or part-time position somewhere else." We still have full Mindy. Jim makes plans for a vacation anywhere away from Scranton, and while that happens, the other employees subtly duel over the thermostat. Think of the Punic Wars when the Battle of Cannae threatened to crush Rome. Thats not a toast, youre not standing up. It is highly ridiculous to count on the eventual moral breakdown of the Italian people. ANGELA [00:45:11] But it's filmed in New Zealand and it's gorgeous. And some takes they would have, they just had me there just in case. But I'll get to that. The beginning of the episode and then the day this was scheduled. This episode may not be up to standerd, but it was the episode that got my into the office. JENNA [01:00:40] And otherwise they just had those signs up that said if you walk in this area, you might be filmed for a TV show. ANGELA [00:50:44] Huh. I couldn't possibly let you read parts of my speech. Leave me out of it. The Office: Dwight's Speech - OfficeTally Kevins Hedonism and 69 lines ANGELA [01:01:24] And Rainn was really, really bummed because ah, well, Dwight was really bummed because he had wanted to go to it. Dwight's Speech: BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY! These figures show that to the preparation of the Libyan defense we devoted an effort which can be described as imposing. In other words, I'm quitting." Blackshirts of Rome! JENNA [00:49:14] We're also watching the music video. Kelly: Is Brad okay? Leslie was not expecting it. (Walks out of the room upset.) It has been a lifetime struggle, a never-ending fight, I say to you, and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight. You guys dont miss a thing!). Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which every one finds during the day, how long we have been at war. It is the geographic and historic order of things that the most difficult and most faraway theatres of war are reserved for Italy. Here are some things that might help you in your speech. Michael: Dwight gave a great speech. And I was under that. And then I will hike Mount Doom. While some could not get past how loud she was, others drew a comparison between her speech and an episode in the Season 2 of popular sitcom 'The Office,' titled 'Dwight's Speech' where Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson) wins the award for Dunder Mifflin salesman of the year and begins shouting quotes from dictators like Benito Mussolini into the . JENNA [00:52:15] He gets out his speech. They must add at least one zero to the figures of their communiqus. Here's a summary. Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds during the day - how long we have been striving for greatness? It was so different from the normal humor. So it just looked like the room was filled all the way to the back. In that talking head, later in the conference room scenes. And then he's like, I really hope I see the, the gal from "Battlestar Galactica". JENNA [00:35:09] Terrible. Michael: Im very sorry, I did not know that you were wearing a hearing aid, and I just thought that you were speaking abnormally. Then Jim goes on to sabotage Dwight. But I think he got knocked down and then got up and was like, "Nope". Welcome to OfficeTally, the top fansite for NBC's hit comedy, 'The Office.'. How do I get people there. TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL. After Dwight's failed announcement, Michael tries to find a joke "that not even you [Dwight] can ruin." JENNA [00:16:45] Well, it's crazy because I remember that we practiced that forever. The One Jim Prank From The Office That Actually Helped Dwight - Looper.com Like, do you have a memory? JENNA [00:20:41] Where her boob came out. And walk the Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor. ANGELA [00:54:14] Well, wardrobe and I had a huge conversation about this hat because it was very camera specific. JENNA [00:07:05] Fast Fact Number Two: Rainn Wilson was very sick for this episode. ANGELA [00:56:51] Ryan is being such a you know what. JENNA [00:38:45] Then you got to get out. ANGELA [00:18:21] I don't know, Jenna, how it went down. What's more, his shout-out is in Mandarin, even though the primary language in Hong Kong is Cantonese. ANGELA [00:02:22] I have a T-shirt on, a sweatshirt with a hoodie and then I have an enormous puffer over that. Dwight: Think it through. Charles McDougall. I have just emailed you please let me know which episode you would like. It is implied that Michael has never been to a wedding in his adult life despite being in his 40s.

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